My awkward inability to NaNo

The computer is back!!  Yaaaaaaaaay! And there was much rejoicing. So, the past two weeks have been awkward.  No laptop.  No ability to write trashy fan fiction—I mean, I mean, my novels.  My current list of works in progress looks a little something like this:...

Nights in White Flannel: Day 4 of NaNo

You know, up until high school, I thought the song title was “Knights in White Satin.”  I was going through a Monty Python phase, so it kind of made sense when I thought about it.  It wasn’t until my mother pointed out, no, in fact it’s...

This is NaNo. This is my nightmare.

National Novel Writing Month. The last time I participated in NaNoWriMo was, evidently, 2006.  I think I participated for like, a day and a half, because Lord knows I can’t even find a draft of anything written in that time frame.  In fact, when I miraculously...