The one about the bridesmaid's dress that doesn't fit.

So, there’s this little matter of a bridesmaid’s dress. So, back in…oh, let’s say it was February, I had to purchase my maid of honor gown for a wedding that seemed really, really far away.  Somehow I ended up with the old, most gnarled sales...

And then this happened: My novel is getting published!!!!

Look at that gratuitous use of exclamation points. No, seriously, if I could do a cart-wheel, I’d be doing one now!  This week I signed a publishing contract to publish Anything You Ask of Me (formerly and lovingly known as Manuscript) with Knox Robinson...